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waverlywindsorTHE LIST
1. Waverly Windsor
2. Rory Stone
3. Cait MacEibhir
4. Peter Webster
5. Pippa Kerr
6. Ruairi MacEibhir
7. Abby Lockhart
8. Chantal Weller
9. Anrai MacEibhir
10. Laine MacEibhir
THE QUESTIONS
-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Peter invites Cait and Chantal to dinner? Chantal and Cait end up cooking and making Peter do the dishes.
-Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Anrai tries to get Pippa to go to a...well, first he'd have to get her very drunk and he'd have to be put up to it by someone else entirely--actually no, I can't really see this happening. His wife would put her boot in his ass and who knows what the fecking elf would do to the dwarf for offending his girl?
-You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One or Six?
Waverly's. Staying at Ruairi's would involve staying with Abby and no, thanks.
-Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
A Greek Tragedy. Ew.
-Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Peter jumping someone in an alley...would have to be for sexual reasons. We'll say Rory would come in for the rescue and end up joining in...if it were post-gig.
-One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
The most bland and disgusting food on the planet. Rice cakes and organic peanut butter, anyone?
-Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?
Cait is not marrying her brother, Anrai, so nine is right out. Peter is gay so there goes number four. Cait and Chantal can get married and have a marriage of convenience (should prop 8 be overturned) and Tadhg's reaction might be entertaining.
-Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Abby kidnaps Rory? Works well since she can probably get Pippa to hand over just about anything for his safe return. She wants Pippa's Fell record bowl.
-Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Cait may be a puca but she'd be dogpiled under three brothers of the same ilk and her Da. She's screwed.
-Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Laine and Rory? Chantal is happy to not be in the middle of that melee. Anrai would have Words, I am sure and Pippa would be fit to be tied. The rest of them would likely be boggled.
-Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Ruairi is afraid of Abby because he didn't get to be 1600 years old by being stupid.
-One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Because she doesn't know these people and can't figure out why she was invited.
-Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Pippa and Anrai getting drunk, well...one will have to assume Anrai can get drunk. He can't. I imagine they'd get sloppy and emotional and have a good cry together other joint trauma they suffered.
-Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
I don't think Anrai is going to be a party to any more murders, especially his brother's best friend. However, I'm sure Rory could mete out swift and sure justice if he had to. We won't go there. Ick.
-Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Waverly and Ruairi in a fix, Ruairi would save Waverly. He just would. He's like that.
-Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Rory and Cait camping and foodless? Easy. Turn into their horse forms and graze off the land. Or you know, use the borderlands to pop into someplace with people food.
1. Waverly Windsor
2. Rory Stone
3. Cait MacEibhir
4. Peter Webster
5. Pippa Kerr
6. Ruairi MacEibhir
7. Abby Lockhart
8. Chantal Weller
9. Anrai MacEibhir
10. Laine MacEibhir
THE QUESTIONS
-Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
Peter invites Cait and Chantal to dinner? Chantal and Cait end up cooking and making Peter do the dishes.
-Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club. How?
Anrai tries to get Pippa to go to a...well, first he'd have to get her very drunk and he'd have to be put up to it by someone else entirely--actually no, I can't really see this happening. His wife would put her boot in his ass and who knows what the fecking elf would do to the dwarf for offending his girl?
-You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One or Six?
Waverly's. Staying at Ruairi's would involve staying with Abby and no, thanks.
-Three falls in love with Six, Eight is jealous. What happens?
A Greek Tragedy. Ew.
-Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten, Two or Seven?
Peter jumping someone in an alley...would have to be for sexual reasons. We'll say Rory would come in for the rescue and end up joining in...if it were post-gig.
-One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
The most bland and disgusting food on the planet. Rice cakes and organic peanut butter, anyone?
-Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?
Cait is not marrying her brother, Anrai, so nine is right out. Peter is gay so there goes number four. Cait and Chantal can get married and have a marriage of convenience (should prop 8 be overturned) and Tadhg's reaction might be entertaining.
-Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Abby kidnaps Rory? Works well since she can probably get Pippa to hand over just about anything for his safe return. She wants Pippa's Fell record bowl.
-Everyone gangs up on Three, does Three have a chance in hell?
Cait may be a puca but she'd be dogpiled under three brothers of the same ilk and her Da. She's screwed.
-Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding, except for Eight. How do they react?
Laine and Rory? Chantal is happy to not be in the middle of that melee. Anrai would have Words, I am sure and Pippa would be fit to be tied. The rest of them would likely be boggled.
-Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Ruairi is afraid of Abby because he didn't get to be 1600 years old by being stupid.
-One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Because she doesn't know these people and can't figure out why she was invited.
-Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
Pippa and Anrai getting drunk, well...one will have to assume Anrai can get drunk. He can't. I imagine they'd get sloppy and emotional and have a good cry together other joint trauma they suffered.
-Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
I don't think Anrai is going to be a party to any more murders, especially his brother's best friend. However, I'm sure Rory could mete out swift and sure justice if he had to. We won't go there. Ick.
-Six and One are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Waverly and Ruairi in a fix, Ruairi would save Waverly. He just would. He's like that.
-Two and Three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Rory and Cait camping and foodless? Easy. Turn into their horse forms and graze off the land. Or you know, use the borderlands to pop into someplace with people food.
